bigbardafree:

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was

(via teatimeprince)

cracked:

Reading comprehension has sunk to such low levels that Facebook has started adding a “[satire]” tag to Onion articles just to make sure people don’t mistake them for legitimate news … the irony, of course, being that the Onion currently contains more truth than the “legitimate news” companies they mock.
6 BS Stories That Went Viral: Siri’s Not a Murder Accomplice

#6. A Dumb Criminal Did Not Ask Siri How to Hide a Body
All the reports were accompanied by this incriminating image:

That might look vaguely familiar to you, but that doesn’t mean you’re secretly a serial killer: It just means you remember back in 2011 when everyone was sharing joke Siri replies like that one, which were put in as Easter eggs.

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cracked:

Reading comprehension has sunk to such low levels that Facebook has started adding a “[satire]” tag to Onion articles just to make sure people don’t mistake them for legitimate news … the irony, of course, being that the Onion currently contains more truth than the “legitimate news” companies they mock.

6 BS Stories That Went Viral: Siri’s Not a Murder Accomplice

#6. A Dumb Criminal Did Not Ask Siri How to Hide a Body

All the reports were accompanied by this incriminating image:

That might look vaguely familiar to you, but that doesn’t mean you’re secretly a serial killer: It just means you remember back in 2011 when everyone was sharing joke Siri replies like that one, which were put in as Easter eggs.

Read More

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

collegehumor:

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? I mean, it is but…I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.

Finish —> 14 Ways to Take Hide and Seek TO THE NEXT LEVEL

organic-waters:

d-aisychild:

i-n-f-i-n-itebitch:

hellxiareblog:

rosalarian:

lenoralenoire:

This is really powerful.

Oh my god, this is such a perfect way to make a statement.

Reblogging this again because it’s so fucking good

this is fucking amazing

i’ll never not reblog

It is the civic duty of a female to reblog this, regardless of blog style.

organic-waters:

d-aisychild:

i-n-f-i-n-itebitch:

hellxiareblog:

rosalarian:

lenoralenoire:

This is really powerful.

Oh my god, this is such a perfect way to make a statement.

Reblogging this again because it’s so fucking good

this is fucking amazing

i’ll never not reblog

It is the civic duty of a female to reblog this, regardless of blog style.

(Source: stophatingyourbody, via afallenblackrose)

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

(Source: memewhore)

superflydarkowholock:

friedrubberducks:

just-a-hungry-loner:

little-metal-girl:

epicallyfunny:

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Need this

thank yooou

how to not be productive

I feel complete
OMG I LOVE THIS

OMG I LOVE THIS

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via megustamemes)

twisteddoodles:

Happy National Dog Day

twisteddoodles:

Happy National Dog Day

(via tastefullyoffensive)

peterfromtexas:

Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic

peterfromtexas:

Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic

(via tastefullyoffensive)

sofapizza:

Mary had a little Snoop Dogg

sofapizza:

Mary had a little Snoop Dogg

(Source: miwamari, via tastefullyoffensive)