Reading comprehension has sunk to such low levels that Facebook has started adding a “[satire]” tag to Onion articles just to make sure people don’t mistake them for legitimate news … the irony, of course, being that the Onion currently contains more truth than the “legitimate news” companies they mock.
#6. A Dumb Criminal Did Not Ask Siri How to Hide a Body
All the reports were accompanied by this incriminating image:
That might look vaguely familiar to you, but that doesn’t mean you’re secretly a serial killer: It just means you remember back in 2011 when everyone was sharing joke Siri replies like that one, which were put in as Easter eggs.
This is really powerful.
Oh my god, this is such a perfect way to make a statement.
Reblogging this again because it’s so fucking good
this is fucking amazing
i’ll never not reblog
It is the civic duty of a female to reblog this, regardless of blog style.
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I feel complete